Don't go to sleep, so many people die there.

Hardly a man in the world has an opinion upon morals, political, or religion which he got otherwise than through his associations and sympathies.

When everyone is looking for gold, it's a good time to be in the pick and shovel business.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

Man is the only animal that deals in that atorcity of atrocities, War. He is the only one that gathers his brethren about him and goes forth in cold blood and calm pulse to exterminate his kind.

I was born modest, but it didn't last.

None but the dead are permitted to tell the truth.