Don't go to sleep, so many people die there.

Circumstance - which moves by laws of its own, regardless of parties and policies, and whose decrees are final and must be obeyed by all - and will be

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow.

I will gradually drop this subject of graveyards. I have been trying all I could to get down to the sentimental part of it, but I cannot accomplish it. I think there is no genuinely sentimental part to it. It is all grotesque, ghastly, horrible.

The cost of living hasn't effected its popularity.

The poetry is all in the anticipation, for there is none in reality.