Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.

Nothing is so ignorant as a man's left hand, except a lady's watch.

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

Age enlarges and enriches the powers of some musical instruments - notably those of the violin - but it seems to set a piano's teeth on edge.

It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

When you feel like tellin a feller to go to the devil - tell him to go to Chicago - it'll anser every purpose, and is perhaps, a leetle more expensive.

Experience, the only logic sure to convince a diseased imagination and restore it to rugged health.