Today's burdens can strengthen you for tomorrow.

I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary.

It takes me a long time to lose my temper, but once lost I could not find it with a dog.

We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking.

An adventure is something that while it's happening you wish it wasn't.

The Christian Bible is a drug store. It´s contents have remained the same but the medical practice continues. For 1,800 years these changes were slight--scarcely noticeable... The dull and ignorant physician day and night, and all the days and all the nights, drenched his patient with vast and hideous doses of the most repulsive drugs to be found in the store´s stock. He kept him religion sick for eighteen centuries, and allowed him not a well day during all that time.

Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.