The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monotonously.

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow.

The true charm of pedestrians does not lie in the walking, or in the scenery, but in the talking.

The man who isn't a pessimist is a damned fool.

The very "marks" on the bottom of a piece of rare crockery are able to throw me into a gibbering ecstasy.

Circumstances make man, not man circumstances.

The business aspects of the Fourth of July is not perfect as it stands. See what it costs us every year with loss of life, the crippling of thousands with its fireworks, and the burning down of property. It is not only sacred to patriotism and universal freedom, but to the surgeon, the undertaker, the insurance offices - and they are working it for all it is worth.