If we read the words and attitudes of the past through the pompous "wisdom" of the considered moral judgments of the present, we will find nothing but error.

I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

Consider the average intelligence of the common man, then realize 50% are even stupider.

The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way.

If God had meant for us to be naked, we'd have been born that way.

Conscience, man's moral medicine chest.