A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to you than the ninety-and -nine which you had to work for, and money won at faro or in stock snuggles into your heart in the same way.

He charged nothing for his preaching and it was worth it too.

In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.

Love is madness, if thwarted it develops fast.

Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

I've come loaded with statistics, for I've noticed that a man can't prove anything without statistics. No man can.