The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo.

You can't keep a juvenile moral institution alive on two displays of its sash per year.

There is more real pleasure to be gotten out of a malicious act, where your heart is in it, than out of thirty acts of a nobler sort.

In early times some sufferer had to sit up with a toothache, and he put in the time inventing the German language.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

The first time a student realizes that a little learning is a dangerous thing is when he brings home a poor report card.

If everyone was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes.