Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals.
College is a place where a professor's lecture notes go straight to the students' lecture notes, without passing through the brains of either.
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.
Most of the things I worried about in life never happened.
Great things can happen when you don't care who gets the credit.
Simplified spelling is all right, but, like chastity, you can carry it too far.