Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out.

Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

I can't do no literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and looking around for a defendant.

Tell the truth or trump-but get the trick.

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.

The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it.