I can't do no literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and looking around for a defendant.

Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages.

If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile.

It is sound statesmanship to add two battleships every time our neighbour adds one and two stories to our skyscrapers every time he piles a new one on top of his to threaten our light. There is no limit to this soundness but the sky.

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government and the sure and gradual deterioration of the public morals.

The [Kodak is] the only witness I have encountered in my long experience that I couldn't bribe.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.