Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

None but the dead are permitted to tell the truth.

You may call a jay a bird. Well, so he is, in a measure--because he's got feathers on him, and don't belong to no church, perhaps;but otherwise he is just as much a human as you be. And I'll tell you for why. A jay's gifts and instincts, and feelings, and interests, cover the whole ground. A jay hasn't got any more principle than a Congressman.

No man has an appreciation so various that his judgment is good upon all varieties of literary work.

Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.