Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

To be, or not to be; that is the bare bodkin That makes calamity of so long life.

It has been said that a Scotchman has not seen the world until he has seen Edinburgh; and I think that I may say that an American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

To be a patriot, one had to say, and keep on saying, "Our Country, right or wrong," and urge on the little war. Have you not perceived that that phrase is an insult to the nation?

There is no salvation for us but to adopt Civilization and lift ourselves down to its level.

Nothing is so ignorant as a man's left hand, except a lady's watch.

Thanksgiving Day - Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do not use turkeys, they use plumbers. It does not become you and me to sneer at Fiji.