Men are more compassionate/(nobler)/magnanimous/generous than God; for men forgive their dead, but God does not.

I never can think of Judas Iscariot without losing my temper. To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature, Congressman.

I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.

Marriage -- yes, it is the supreme felicity of life. I concede it. And it is also the supreme tragedy of life. The deeper the love the surer the tragedy. And the more disconsolating when it comes.

My memory was never loaded with anything but blank cartridges.

I am always on the side of the revolutionists, because there never was a revolution unless there were some oppressive and intolerable conditions against which to revolute.

An honest politician is an oxymoron.