We write frankly and freely, but then we modify before we print.
Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin.
The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong.
When in doubt tell the truth. It will confound your enemies and astound your friends.
The old saw says, 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Right. Still, when there is much at stake it is better to get a newspaper to do it.
A German joke is no laughing matter.