The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.
Mark TwainThe history of our race, and each individualโs experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.
Mark TwainThere is not a single celebrated Southern name in any of the departments of human industry except those of war, assassination, lynching, murder, the duel, repudiation, & massacre.
Mark TwainFrance has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.
Mark TwainYou know that kind of quiver that trembles around through you when you are seeing something so strange and enchanting and wonderful that it is just a fearful joy to be alive and look at it; and you know how you gaze, and your lips turn dry and your breath comes short, but you wouldn't be anywhere but there, not for the world.
Mark Twain