...many foolish persons, wanderers from other parts, have the vain fashion of graving their names and the obscure places whence they come, upon its stones, which is silly and marketh the doer for a fool.

I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.

The secret of making progress is to get started.

The problem with education is school.

All our acts, reasoned and unreasoned, are selfish

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

I'm in favor of progress; it's change I don't like.