A conspiracy is nothing but a secret agreement of a number of men for the pursuance of policies which they dare not admit in public
Mark TwainAnd I urge upon you this - which I think is wisdom - if you find you can't make seventy by any but an uncomfortable road, don't you go.
Mark TwainProhibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places, and does not cure it or even diminish it.
Mark TwainNames are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.
Mark TwainWhere was the use, originally, in rushing this whole globe through in six days? It is likely that if more time had been taken in the first place, the world would have been made right, and this ceaseless improving and repairing would not be necessary now. But if you hurry a world or a house, you are nearly sure to find out by and by that you have left out a towhead, or a broom-closet, or some other little convenience, here and there, which has got to be supplied, no matter how much expense or vexation it may cost.
Mark Twain