What is there that confers the noblest delight? What is that which swells a man's breast with pride above that which any other experience can bring to him? Discovery!

There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.

There is nothing so annoying as a good example!!

Those who do not read the news are uninformed. Those who do are misinformed.

The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it.

Two days overdue, THE WORLD'S WORK has not reached me. Pray make a note of this. I would rather not have to resort to violence.

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.