You can't reason someone out of something that they weren't reasoned into in the first place.

I was exceedingly delighted with the waltz, and also with the polka. These differ in name, but there the difference ceases

It were not best that we should all think alike.

Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is.

There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought -a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!

There are two reasons why anybody buys anything. The real reason, and the reason they give you.

Give a man a reputation as an early riser and he can sleep 'til noon.