Preachers are always pleasant company when they are off duty.
Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes.
The reason most people don't go to church is because they've already been.
A sound heart is a surer guide than an ill-trained conscience.
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
If you're looking for friends when you need them...it's too late.