The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

We Americans are the most lavish and showiest and most luxury loving people on the earth; and at our masthead we fly one true and honest symbol, the gaudiest flag the world has ever seen.

The primary rule of business success is loyalty to your employer. That's all right as a theory. What is the matter with loyalty to yourself?

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

The fear of lightning is one of the most distressing infirmities a human being can be afflicted with. It is mostly confined to women, but now and then you find it in a little dog, and sometimes a man.

Tell the truth or trump-but get the trick.

It is your human environment that makes climate