Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.

Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them.

I bring you this stately matron named Christendom, returning bedraggled, besmirched, and dishonored from pirate raids in Kiao-Chow, Manchuria, South Africa, and the Phillipines, with her soul full of meanness, her pocket full of boodle, and her mouth full of pious hypocrisies. Give her soap and a towel, but hide the looking-glass.

Vote: The only commodity that is peddleable without a license.

Honesty is often the best policy, but sometimes the appearance of it is worth six of it.

Love is an irreresisistible desire to be irresistibily desired.

....honest men are few when it comes to themselves.