Always tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember what you said.

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never inconvenienced me a bit.

Where prejudice exists it always discolors our thoughts.

The fact is, the king was a good deal more than a king, he was a man; and when a man is a man, you can't knock it out of him.