A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time.

Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death!

Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.

It must be well-nigh a maximum of sense to behave so that one escapes being hanged.

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

My experience with horses is that they never throw away a chance to go lame.

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.