When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
It's easy to make friends, but hard to get rid of them.
Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one.
This is the year 1492. I am eighty-two years of age. The things I am going to tell you are things which I saw myself as a child and as a youth.