Put no trust in the benefits to accrue from early rising, as set forth by the infatuated Franklin.

That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

How far we travel in life matters far less than those we meet along the way.

I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there.

If we had less statemanship we could get along with fewer battleships.

Thanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys.

There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.