Put no trust in the benefits to accrue from early rising, as set forth by the infatuated Franklin.

I told you this would happen. But, no, you had to go for the buffet, didn't you?

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. Fanatics will never learn that, though it be written in letters of gold across the sky. It is the prohibition that makes anything precious.