I've come loaded with statistics, for I've noticed that a man can't prove anything without statistics. No man can.

No one is willing to acknowledge a fault in himself when a more agreeable motive can be found for the estrangement of his acquaintances.

You need not expect to get your book right the first time.

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

After my marriage she edited everything I wrote. And what is more, she not only edited my works, she edited me.

A Patriot is someone who stands for his country always, and for his government when it is deserved.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.