To forget pain is to be painless; to forget care is to be rid of it; to go abroad is to accomplish both.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

Pessimist: The optimist who didn't arrive.

Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.

To get the right word in the right place is a rare achievement.

I think that the reason why we Americans seem to be so addicted to trying to get rich suddenly is merely because the opportunity to make promising efforts in that direction has offered itself to us with a frequency out of all proportion to the European experience.