When your watch gets out of order you have choice of two things to do: throw it in the fire or take it to the watch-tinker. The former is the quickest.
Mark TwainIf ever you've been down in the dumps, hear these iconic authors share with you more than their writing wisdom.
Mark TwainHabit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs one step at a time.
Mark TwainI think I can say, and say with pride, that we have some legislatures that bring higher prices than any in the world.
Mark TwainLife was a fairy-tale, then, it is a tragedy now. When I was 43 and John Hay 41 he said life was a tragedy after 40, and I disputed it. Three years ago he asked me to testify again: I counted my graves, and there was nothing for me to say. I am old; I recognize it but I don't realize it. I wonder if a person ever really ceases to feel young - I mean, for a whole day at a time.
Mark Twain