But we are all insane, anyway. Note the mountain-climbers.

There is a sumptuous variety about the New England weather... In the spring I have counted one hundred and twenty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

A country without a patent office and good patent laws is just a crab, and can't travel any way but sideways and backways.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Every time I read Pride and Prejudice I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.

Vote: The only commodity that is peddleable without a license.