A country without a patent office and good patent laws is just a crab, and can't travel any way but sideways and backways.

The only people who should use the possessive 'we' are kings, newspaper editors, and persons with tapeworms.

If I'd seen a playwright ever write an' play at the same time, I'd have given 'em more of a chance at cards. Can I get an 'amen?'

The frankest and freest and privatest product of the human mind and heart is a love letter.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

They say that you can't live by bread alone, but I can live on compliments.

My experience with horses is that they never throw away a chance to go lame.