God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.

The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

Whenever we come upon one of those intensely right words in a book or a newspaper the resulting effect is physical as well as spiritual, and electrically prompt.

By law of periodical repetition, everything which has happened once must happen again and again -- and not capriciously, but at regular periods, and each thing in its own period, not another's and each obeying its own law.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

Those people.... early stricken of God, intellectually - the departmental interpreters of the laws in Washington... can always be depended on to take any reasonably good law and interpret the common sense all out of it.