God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people.

I am only human, although I regret it.

If you want me to give you a two-hour presentation, I am ready today. If you want only a five-minute speech, it will take me two weeks to prepare.

More than two hundred death penalties are gone from the law books, but the [biblical] texts that authorised them remain.

It were not best that we should all think alike.

A "classic" is a book that everybody praises but nobody has read