If the bubble reputation can be obtained only at the cannon's mouth, I am willing to go there for it, provided the cannon is empty.

Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

Seventy is old enough. After that there is too much risk.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

It takes some little time to accept and realize the fact that while you have been growing old, your friends have not been standing still, in that matter.

I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it covers. I have got its divisions and frontiers down on a piece of paper. I find it defined as a production of the brain, as the power of the brain to produce something humorous, and the capacity of percieving humor.