When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.
Mark TwainThe report of my illness grew out of his (James Clemens) illness. The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Mark TwainThe spirit of Christianity proclaims the brotherhood of the race and the meaning of that strong word has not been left to guesswork, but made tremendously definite - the Christian must forgive his brother man all crimes he can imagine and commit, and all insults he can conceive and utter - forgive these injuries how many times? - seventy times seven - another way of saying there shall be no limit to this forgiveness. That is the spirit and the law of Christianity.
Mark TwainThe proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
Mark Twain