Of all the unchristian beverages that ever passed my lips, Turkish coffee is the worst. The cup is small, it is smeared with grounds; the coffee is black, thick, unsavory of smell, and execrable in taste. The bottom of the cup has a muddy sediment in it half an inch deep. This goes down your throat, and portions of it lodge by the way, and produce a tickling aggravation that keeps you barking and coughing for an hour.
Mark TwainYou can't reason someone out of something that they weren't reasoned into in the first place.
Mark TwainThose who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.
Mark TwainIn all the ages, three-fourths of the support of the great charities has been conscience money.
Mark Twain