Of all the unchristian beverages that ever passed my lips, Turkish coffee is the worst. The cup is small, it is smeared with grounds; the coffee is black, thick, unsavory of smell, and execrable in taste. The bottom of the cup has a muddy sediment in it half an inch deep. This goes down your throat, and portions of it lodge by the way, and produce a tickling aggravation that keeps you barking and coughing for an hour.
Mark TwainInformation appears to stew out of me naturally, like the precious otter of roses out of the otter.
Mark TwainLook at you in war...There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.
Mark Twain