While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

Don't wait the time is never just right.

Shut the door not that it lets in the cold but that it lets out the coziness.

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

Those who do not read the news are uninformed. Those who do are misinformed.

Every time I reform in one direction I go overboard in another.

That is an editor. He is trying to think of a word. He props his feet on a chair, which is the editor's way; then he can think better. I do not care much for this one; his ears are not alike; still, editor suggests the sound of Edward, and he will do. I could make him better if I had a model, but I made this one from memory. But is no particular matter; they all look alike, anyway. They are conceited and troublesome, and don't pay enough.