While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

Human pride is not worthwhile; there is always something lying in wait to take the wind out of it.

We must look for our own blame to find our own personality.

A little lie can travel half way 'round the world while Truth is still lacing up her boots.

I have no race prejudices, and I think I have no color prejudices or caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. Indeed I know it. I can stand any society. All that I care to know is that a man is a human being-that is enough for me; he can't be any worse.

The introduction of homeopathy forced the old school doctor to stir around and learn something of a rational nature about his business. You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths to destroy it.

There are only two forces that can carry light to all the corners of the globe... the sun in the heavens and the Associated Press down here.