Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life does not consist mainly - or even largely - of facts and happenings.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

It may be called the Master Passion, the hunger for self-approval.

Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it.

Use the right word, not its second cousin.