Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose.

The government is merely a servant―merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.

There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty.

Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon.