Whatever thing men call great, look for it in Joan of Arc, and there you will find it.
The first time a student realizes that a little learning is a dangerous thing is when he brings home a poor report card.
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
I would rather go to bed with Lillian Russell stark naked than Ulysses S Grant in full military regalia.