If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought.

I do not want Michael Angelo for breakfast-but for luncheon-for dinner- for tea-for supper-for between meals.

The average man don't like trouble and danger.

If you take epitaphs seriously, we ought to bury the living and resurrect the dead.

Bridgeport?" Said I. "Camelot," Said he.

A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful.