It is the will of God that we must have critics and missionaries and congressmen and humorists, and we must bear the burden

That which was hard to endure is sweet to remember.

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

Distance lends enchantment to the view.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

It's not as bad as it sounds.

Tea is an affront to lunch and an insult to dinner.