Ah, if he could only die temporarily!
Never miss an opportunity to shut up.
The worst thing you can do to a man is to tell him he can have what he wants.
I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.
The darling mispronunciations of childhood! - dear me, there's no music that can touch it; and how one grieves when it wastes away and dissolves into correctness, knowing it will never visit his bereaved ear again.
Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her.