When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.
Mark TwainA man accustomed to American food and American domestic cookery would not starve to death suddenly in Europe, but I think he would gradually waste away, and eventually die.
Mark TwainHumor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
Mark Twain