Are you so unobservant as not to have found out that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination?

Human beings are the only creatures who blush - or who need to.

We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.

And I urge upon you this - which I think is wisdom - if you find you can't make seventy by any but an uncomfortable road, don't you go.

A marriage. . .will give a new gladness to the sunshine, a new fragrance to the flowers, a new beauty to the earth, and a new mystery to life.

We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim that title and wear its loftiest honors if we had stopped with the first thing we ever invented, which was human liberty.

Never waste a lie; you never know when you may need it.