There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
Mark TwainOne holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.
Mark TwainLife is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
Mark Twain