Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

We could use up two Eternities in learning all that is to be learned about our own world and the thousands of nations that have arisen and flourished and vanished from it. Mathematics alone would occupy me eight million years.

Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven.

No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.

the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs.