Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

There ain't nothing more to write about and I'm rotten glad of it, because if I'd know'd what trouble it was to make a book, I wouldn't a tackled it.

What is the most rigorous law of our being? Growth. No smallest atom of our moral, mental, or physical structure can stand still a year. It grows - it must grow; nothing can prevent it.

You cannot have a theory without principles. Principles is another name for prejudices.

Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

Not all the Greek runners in the original Olympics were totally naked. Some wore shoes.