Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.

The Moral Sense teaches us what is right, and how to avoid it-when unpopular.

Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more.

He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

We called him Barney for short. We couldn't use his real name, there wasn't time.