Comedy keeps the heart sweet.

One compliment can keep me going for a whole month.

It is better to be alone than unwelcome. - Eve

Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.

When you feel like tellin a feller to go to the devil - tell him to go to Chicago - it'll anser every purpose, and is perhaps, a leetle more expensive.

Man can seldom - very, very, seldom - fight a winning fight against his training; the odds are too heavy.

Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.