If you take epitaphs seriously, we ought to bury the living and resurrect the dead.
I heard a Californian student in Heidelberg say, in one of his calmest moods, that he would rather decline two drinks than one German adjective.
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.