There are three kinds of liars: liars, damned liars, and statisticians
Beautiful credit! The foundation of modern society.
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
In the ancient city of London, on a certain autumn day in the second quarter of the sixteenth century, a boy was born to a poor family of the name of Canty, who did not want him.
To be, or not to be; that is the bare bodkin That makes calamity of so long life.
The Mississippi River will always have its own way; no engineering skill can persuade it to do otherwise.