From his cradle to his grave a man never does a single thing which has any FIRST AND FOREMOST object but one -- to secure peace of mind, spiritual comfort, for HIMSELF.

In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.

I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals.

Courage is not the absence of fear, but the mastery of it.

There are three kinds of liars: liars, damned liars, and statisticians

Really, what we want now, is not laws against crime, but a law against insanity. That is where the true evil lies.

There are only two types of speakers in the world. 1. The nervous and 2. Liars.