I hope all of us may eventually be together in everlasting peace and bliss -- except the inventor of the #‎ telephone .

She remained both girl and woman to the last day of her life. Under a grave and gentle exterior burned inextinguishable fires of sympathy, energy, devotion, enthusiasm, and absolutely limitless affection.

We can't reach old age by another man's road.

If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.

I am dead to adverbs; they cannot excite me. To misplace an adverb is a thing which I am able to do with frozen indifference; it can never give me a pang. There are subtleties which I cannot master at all - they confuse me, they mean absolutely nothing to me - and this adverb plague is one of them.

Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.