Switzerland would me a mighty big place if it were ironed flat.
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
Good fathers not only tell us how to live, they show us.
Do you reckon Tom Sawyer was satisfied after all them adventures?