Let us be grateful to Adam: he cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us the curse of labor.

The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

Do you reckon Tom Sawyer was satisfied after all them adventures?

No temperance society which is well officered and which has the real good of our fellow-men in view, will ever get drunk save in the seclusion of its temperance hall.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

You can't break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You've got to walk it slowly down the stairs.

A half-educated physician is not valuable. He thinks he can cure everything.