I prefer milk because I am a Prohibitionist, but I do not go to it for inspiration.
Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.
The man who isn't a pessimist is a damned fool.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
The average man don't like trouble and danger.
When a library expels a book of mine and leaves an unexpurgated Bible lying around where unprotected youth and age can get hold of it, the deep unconscious irony of it delights me and doesn't anger me.