Let us be grateful to Adam: he cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us the curse of labor.

Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.

I speak French with timidity, and not flowingly--except when excited. When using that language I have often noticed that I have hardly ever been mistaken for a Frenchman, except, perhaps, by horses; never, I believe, by people.

A Patriot is someone who stands for his country always, and for his government when it is deserved.

Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them.

I played Chess with him and would have beaten him sometimes only he always took back his last move, and ran the game out differently

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