My axiom is, to succeed in business: avoid my example.
One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.
It is a good idea to obey all the rules when you're young just so you'll have the strength to break them when you're old.
If all men were rich, all men would be poor.
Beautiful credit! The foundation of modern society.
Time and tide wait for no man. A pompous and self-satisfied proverb, and was true for a billion years; but in our day of electric wires and water-ballast we turn it around: Man waits not for time nor tide.