Those who do not read the news are uninformed. Those who do are misinformed.
Honesty is often the best policy, but sometimes the appearance of it is worth six of it.
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Let us be grateful to Adam: he cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us the curse of labor.
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.